THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER!

A young fellow, Kenneth Burton, in Florida is suffering from a "brain cloud" (see the movie "Joe Vs. the Volcano" for more on brain clouds).

It is anticipated that the "brain cloud" will be fatal; medical experts have given him less than 70 years to live. Ken is the father of 10 children, 27 which are still at home, and is hard-pressed to support them all with the disability of the "brain cloud." His children, many of whom love him, wonder how his dear wife, Carole, will be able to continue while caring for her disabled husband.

FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW, AND MANY YOU DON'T!

Bill Gates has never heard of Ken Burton, but, even then, will not donate 6 cents for every email that is forwarded. Therefore, it's up to you to pick up the slack.

Please send ONE DOLLAR to the name at the top of this list.

[Beginning of List]

Ken Burton
1861 Bomar Drive
North Palm Beach, FL 33408

[End of List]

Remember not to add your name to the end of this list before you forward this to EVERYONE YOU KNOW, AND MANY YOU DON'T! If you send your dollar after not adding your name to this list, you will receive in just a few days a very warm feeling.

Carole Burton sent Ken a dollar, and the VERY NEXT DAY, received a coupon for a CANDY BAR!

Bill Smith DIDN'T send a dollar to Ken -- in fact, HE DIDN"T EVEN KNOW Ken Burton, and the very next day he was in a TERRIBLE CAR ACCIDENT. Mary Johnson will, after this email is sent out, refuse to send Ken Burton a dollar, EVEN IF SHE NEVER RECEIVES THIS EMAIL, and will find out that she is MARRIED TO AN ALIEN!

If you care, REALLY CARE about people who suffer from brain clouds, send your dollar TODAY!

And DON'T FORGET to forward this email WITHIN FIFTEEN SECONDS, or YOU might NOT receive a candy bar coupon in the mail tomorrow.

The email has never received the endorsement of the American Brain Adhesion, Dyspepsia, Heart, Ear, Appendix, Diptheria, Abnormality Cloud Enterprize Assocation (ABADHEADACHE Ass'n), and is simply an effort to encourage all those who get email after email suggesting that they forward those emails to everyone on the planet, by adding a little humor to their day, and illustrating how silly those emails are. Ken Burton (ken@computerhate.com) however, does suffer from a brain cloud, and would welcome every dollar sent to him.

Remember: someday YOU, or someone YOU love, could have a brain cloud.